OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
So my friend is flying from JFK to Cali today and look who she saw at the airport
Update: I’m trying to get her to talk to them but she’s too scared. What should she say?
MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE: SHE DID IT, SHE FUCKING DID IT!
DID YOU TELL HIM YOU SAW HIS DICK ON TUMBLR
Taylor Swift performing “Shake It Off” at the 2014 VMA’s (HD)
"New York is one of those cities that feels worth dressing up for […] I just feel like when I walk out onto the sidewalk in New York I have to just try a little harder."
hello please shut up and stop calling taylor swift racist thanks
*gasping for air* M....m......
M.... mm what?!
M........m.....mmMMMY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRANNNN SHE'S LIKE ERMAGAWD (ermagawd) BUT I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT AND TO THE FELLA OVER THEREEE WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIRRRR WONT CHA COME ON OVER BABY WE CAN SHAKE....SHAKE....SHAKE
After plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own
in dreams, i meet you in warm conversation...