kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

jollymermaid:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

So my friend is flying from JFK to Cali today and look who she saw at the airport

Update: I’m trying to get her to talk to them but she’s too scared. What should she say?

MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE: SHE DID IT, SHE FUCKING DID IT!

DID YOU TELL HIM YOU SAW HIS DICK ON TUMBLR


ddlovato: Look who I got to see tonight!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ you @taylorswift 👯 #VMAs2014

ddlovato: Look who I got to see tonight!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ you @taylorswift 👯 #VMAs2014

Taylor Swift performing “Shake It Off” at the 2014 VMA’s (HD)

easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

"New York is one of those cities that feels worth dressing up for […] I just feel like when I walk out onto the sidewalk in New York I have to just try a little harder."


Taylor liked this on instagram 8/16/14 (x)(x)

Taylor liked this on instagram 8/16/14 (x)(x)

turnersalexs:

hello please shut up and stop calling taylor swift racist thanks

my last words probably as i'm dying in the arms of my lover
  • Me:

    *gasping for air* M....m......

  • Lover:

    M.... mm what?!

  • Me:

    M........m.....mmMMMY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRANNNN SHE'S LIKE ERMAGAWD (ermagawd) BUT I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT AND TO THE FELLA OVER THEREEE WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIRRRR WONT CHA COME ON OVER BABY WE CAN SHAKE....SHAKE....SHAKE


After plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own
After plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own
in dreams, i meet you in warm conversation...

Taylor Swift announces that she’ll be playing the iHeartRadio music festival 2014